Ah, family.
I am not normally in the habit of posting my IM logs, but this one's pretty good.
[21:45] BookBeast4: I am getting a MacBook tomorrow.
[21:45] BookBeast4: Share in my joy!
[22:02] Waldo831: joy!
[22:11] BookBeast4: I am going to name it Tomato.
[22:11] BookBeast4: If I can I will find a tomato decal and put it over the apple.
[22:11] Waldo831: as in "and a tomato?"
[22:11] Waldo831: or is it potato?
[22:11] BookBeast4: Potato.
[22:11] Waldo831: whatever
[22:12] BookBeast4: And no, I'm naming after this bizarre anime character's computer.
[22:12] Waldo831: potayto tomahto
[22:12] BookBeast4: She built it herself and the CPU is housed in an old tomato crate, so she calls it Tomato.
[22:12] BookBeast4: It's also a way of being contrary.
[22:12] BookBeast4: I shall also have Windows on it for games.
[22:12] BookBeast4: And I have to put stuff from my old computer on it.
[22:12] BookBeast4: Then Mom gets this one.
[22:14] BookBeast4: So I have to make sure I delete all the porn.
[22:14] Waldo831: I've always wanted to do that
[22:14] BookBeast4: Delete the porn?
[22:14] Waldo831: I see great pictures online of people building computers into Jack Daniel's bottle
[22:14] Waldo831: no not delete the porn
[22:14] BookBeast4: Oh, I misunderstood.
[21:45] BookBeast4: I am getting a MacBook tomorrow.
[21:45] BookBeast4: Share in my joy!
[22:02] Waldo831: joy!
[22:11] BookBeast4: I am going to name it Tomato.
[22:11] BookBeast4: If I can I will find a tomato decal and put it over the apple.
[22:11] Waldo831: as in "and a tomato?"
[22:11] Waldo831: or is it potato?
[22:11] BookBeast4: Potato.
[22:11] Waldo831: whatever
[22:12] BookBeast4: And no, I'm naming after this bizarre anime character's computer.
[22:12] Waldo831: potayto tomahto
[22:12] BookBeast4: She built it herself and the CPU is housed in an old tomato crate, so she calls it Tomato.
[22:12] BookBeast4: It's also a way of being contrary.
[22:12] BookBeast4: I shall also have Windows on it for games.
[22:12] BookBeast4: And I have to put stuff from my old computer on it.
[22:12] BookBeast4: Then Mom gets this one.
[22:14] BookBeast4: So I have to make sure I delete all the porn.
[22:14] Waldo831: I've always wanted to do that
[22:14] BookBeast4: Delete the porn?
[22:14] Waldo831: I see great pictures online of people building computers into Jack Daniel's bottle
[22:14] Waldo831: no not delete the porn
[22:14] BookBeast4: Oh, I misunderstood.